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death isnt anything to fear
its living thats treacherous

the-taintedtruth:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

HAHAHAHAHAshahahaha


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 
"No girl wants to hear about your “other girls”"

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

loveisshadyloveistragic:

I give pretty great relationship advice for someone who’s single as fuck and cant hold a lasting relationship worth a shit.

Same

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"In however many years, he’ll either be somebody you used to know or your husband. And the scary thing is, you just won’t ever know until that day comes."

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scariest thing

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Anonymous: Seriously though North's shady faces and front row at paris fashion week!! Can't even deal ❤️❤️❤️

kimkanyekimye:

Can’t even deal!

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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