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death isnt anything to fear
its living thats treacherous

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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How to get someone hot and wet

bootyguarcl:

  • Boil water
  • Pour boiling water over them

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tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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hoodethicist:

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

Mine go unnoticed all the time lol

(Source: theteenpauladeen)

hoodethicist:

amethysvexx:

To my new followers…

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To my old followers…

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To those who unfollowed me…

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To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…

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To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…

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my second time posting this but i got so many new followers

This never gets old

Lol the last one

Lmfao perfect

  • me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
  • palmist:

    candycrushruinedmylife:

    i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

    u kill them and try again

    (Source: jessicasimpsonvevo, via doloresaonzule)

    pennylaneforthoughts:

not-a-lame-dad:

Le Gogh

W H Y

    tennants-hair:

    bromar:

    a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

    what the fuck is everyone on this site taking

    (via sickwithlackofbasis)

    palmist:

    candycrushruinedmylife:

    i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

    u kill them and try again

    (Source: jessicasimpsonvevo, via doloresaonzule)